Pet Peeve #6
When someone enters the lobby, comes up to the desk, and tries to check-in only to realize that they’re at the wrong hotel…
THEN yells at me like it’s my fault they went to the wrong place.
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Get on outta here with that noise.
Diary of a Night Auditor
RSSSo I'm at work and this lady calls.
- Lady: I'm over here at Bullshit Suites and I just flew in from Spain, my purse got stolen and this jackass won't let me get a room. I'm a millionaire, I don't mean to brag but Can I check in there?
- Me: Not with out a valid state issued ID
- Lady: Oh so I guess I'm going to have to buy your Hotel as well? You better watch out bitch because I'm going to buy your hotel, You've just pissed off the Diva, You've just been divafied.
I seriously wanted to use this line forever
- Guest: *pretty much making out with his girlfriend at my desk*
- Me: Get a room, guys...
- Guest: *stares blankly*
(Source: jakesfavoriterages)
The Burj Al Arab in Dubai, probably the most amazing building in the world.
Yay manmade islands!
I can’t seem to understand why people would book hotels without knowing exactly which one it is.
If you’re not going to be happy about staying somewhere that you’ve booked blindly, what’s the point? How much money does it really save you?
It’s sooooooo sketch. I don’t understand it either. I get calls sometimes because they’re lost, having never been to my city and then they get to the room and throw a fit because it “wasn’t what they expected.” Um, you kinda gave that up for a discount.
Anyways, it boggles the mind.
(Source: disneyladiesfromlastnight)
Keys
- Guest: I locked my keys in my room...
- Me: Why would you do such a thing!?
- Guest: Cause I'm a fucking retard!
- Me: Well, at least I didn't have to break the news to you.
About Diary of a Night Auditor
This is meant to be a place to put down my thoughts of being an auditor, what goes down during audit, the randomness of hotel guests (and all the baggage they carry (pun intended)), and miscellaneous shenanigans that happen in the wee hours of the day.
And peppered in here and there will be some humor and tourism/hospitality related stuff.
And peppered in here and there will be some humor and tourism/hospitality related stuff.
