No, you can’t check-in right now.
Why? We were sold out last night.
When can you check-in? When a clean room becomes available.
When will that be? I can’t say for sure, checkout isn’t until 11a.
The newspapers are on the way. You can stop heckling me. I’ll put them out when they get here.
Can you not try to force the doors open? You keys will let you in.
What? Oh, they’re locked because I’m the only one here with a hotel full of people.
Breakfast starts at 6a. What?
No, we’re not going to open it early. Why? The breakfast crew isn’t even here yet.
What did I say about checking in right now?!
Nope, no newspapers yet, same when you asked 5 minutes ago, and 13 minutes ago…
Yes, it’s chilly outside, autumn is starting.
What? Why are you mad at me?
Just… what even…