I want to be like…
How scarily accurate this is.
Unfortunately, I relate too well to Dilbert today.
Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
Sales: There’s this group.
Sales: they have 20 rooms for 3 nights.
Sales: The company is only paying for 18 of the rooms. 1 of the rooms is being routed to the group leader who is going to pay with a wire transfer in some obscure currency. The last room is only routed for 1 night and the guest’s mother’s cousin is paying for the rest of room, but we don’t have a credit card authorization yet. Got it?
Me: Uhhhh… Sure. *Clicks Start for audit and prays to the Auditing Gods it works out*
Seems like it…
Coffee is far more than a beverage. It is an invitation to life, disguised as a cup of warm liquid. It’s a trumpet wake-up call or a gentle rousing hand on your shoulder…Coffee is an experience, an offer, a rite of passage, a good excuse to get together.
- Nicole Johnson, Fresh Brewed Life (via bourbon-please)
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”